Commando588

Hello, my name is hardcore max, and I'm hard core because I ride my bike with the helmet on the handle barres! Not on my head!

Rejoice that the horrible dictators to the north were finally gone! What would you do if communists completely controlled the world and forced you to watch Barny reruns for the ...

Because the magical chipmunks of old told them they didn't have to have sleeves. Why is snow white?

Trust me! We wont deny the Deity of cereal!

There is a restaurant near my house that has a "Help wanted" sign in the window. It looks like this: Help Wanted Apply To Day lol :) :D

Your really pretty overeasy! But it kind of looks like you want to tear my face off and throw it in a pool of acid. Lol :)

Ugh. You guys just don't get it! Okay, right now, get a piece of paper and draw earth. Just a circle will do. Ok, now draw a line going from ...

Assuming reaching the core doesnt completely destroy you... also.... Assuming you could do this and leave a cylindrical hole. And you fell in... You would accelerate towards the center and ...

ahhhhhhHHHH!!!!!! *pulls trigger*

lol. I was just joking about sucking... its just really, really weird...lol. :)

No, sureal... thats just how much I suck

So you do that becuase you don't like the story? If you start out with zero... you can't get negative stars...

The world must hate me? :)

He just hit his head on the keyboard. Right...

:). 9/10