Cobra

Because you keep following him. Are you 14 today?

They don't. It's just that a lot of like-minded people like us(idiots) enjoy posting on stupid topics because we're stupid. Why do gerbils always look like they're on steroids?

I was working on my book but I needed to learn the subtleties of writing before I actually continued further. I had heard of this site before and I typed ...

Yes, I think we definitely are. Why do we have an appendix?

No. I just like some of these weird topics. I don't even know how to follow someone's tracks. Do you believe in mutant rabbits?

Well, obviously. Just like me! Do you spontaneously start bashing your head against the nearest wall?

"Not impossible, Mr. Anderson...inevitable." -The Matrix

Um...Red shoulder length hair, quite short, blue eyes?

8/10. Wicked name. (I'm crazy too)

Light brown hair, blue eyes, medium height?

Which bit is your profile feature? I thought it was your avatar.

7/10. Weird eclipse.

Because I'm an absolute loony. Why did we ever stop being fish? We shouldn't have evolved.

Because it was fashionable to be tailless back when we were monkeys. Why do chickens keep on living after their heads are cut off?

It isn't a bad thing to be emo.