Cobra

I'm not Scott, Matthew.

Chirantha's your real name.

My computer doesn't have photoshop. We haven't installed it. Is Firestalker really so obssessed with vampires that he spends his time morphing people into them on photoshop?

Boys are as smart as girls in their teenage years, it's just that they're usually too drunk to show it... Why does everybody love hamsters and hate rats?

I dunno, but then again I'm lysdexic. Why can't I spell dyslexic?

Congratulations! What's your story about?

I've critiqued it! (Kind of) Are you clever or stupid?

Because you are a few pages short of a book. Why did I use that expression?

Both Hate and Death. Gotta love that sort of thing if you're as sadistic as me. How fast can you run?

10/10. Cool.

I'm a vegetarian so no. How early do you usually wake up?

No. Why do we keep posting on this?

Cool. 8/10. You're definitely Prince of Death but I'm not sure about storybooks. You haven't written much in the way of stories.

Um...I had no idea what Dynamo was on about either. It's probably just him being random. Was I born crazy or did insanity creep up on me when I wasn't ...

I'll be 24 and by that time I'll either have my first book finished or I'll be in prison. Two other possibilities are I'll be on the run or dead. ...