Cobra

It isn't a bad thing to be emo.

8/10. Weirdos rock!

6/10. What's that even from?

Emo rocks! Long live the Black Parade!

7/10. Stop cruelty to animals.

Banned for being a monkey.

Not all emos cut. That's just a stupid rumour.

Not really. The person below me is a speaker of the forum.

Banned for having such a long name.

Question: Doesn't the main character have any vampiric powers that will help him escape?

Hell no! The user below me is a figment of my imagination.

Somebody's already banned me for that. Try again.

My book is currently nearly 100 pages long and counting.

Look, a weird cat. 5/10

Banned for having a mutant horse as your avatar.