Cobra

If I'm at the computer how can I be watching tv? The person below me knows their purpose in life

Banned for copying Artemis Fowl!

Hi there! I'm Cobra and if you need any help you can PM me. Watch out - we're all crazy here!

No, not in that sense. However, the person below me has just had their head blown up.

7/10. Cool name.

Welcome to YWS! If you need any help you can PM me.

No. The person below me has an imaginary country.

Banned for joining 9 days earlier than me.

Because you keep following him. Are you 14 today?

Banned for having a username that has the words "happy" and "lucky" in it. Couldn't you just have something dark and gloomy?

Hi Ethan. Welcome to YWS! If you get confused on this site, don't worry because practically nobody's sane around here. If you need any help, you can PM me. See ...

No but I have one the same age as me who's really annoying. TPBM has eaten horse flesh at least once in their lifetime.

They don't. It's just that a lot of like-minded people like us(idiots) enjoy posting on stupid topics because we're stupid. Why do gerbils always look like they're on steroids?

Banned for living on the lost moon of Poosh from Doctor Who!

I hate coffee. The person below me has an IQ of 120.