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Chal

  • Buddha Cat

    Buddha CatThere once was a cat that was so fat with enlightenment that his belly would touch the ground as he walked. Some knew him as Oliver, but all knew ...

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  • Toast

    Toast It was a fine morning in July. The sun was rising, birds were singing outside, and there were only a few minor disruptions in the fabric of time. Arthur, ...

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  • Of Gerbils and Men: Part 1

    My newest addition to this forum! If this story seems a bit lacking or confusing in some spots, keep in mind that there's a Part 2 on the way that ...

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  • A Modest Proposal: In Regards to the BP Oil Spill

    This is an essay I wrote for my English Literature class. It's supposed to be like English author Jonathan Swift's essay, A Modest Proposal, in which he proposes an absurd ...

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  • Warm Dough

    Warm Dough The sun was setting as the cool air settled softly on the ground, flowing between the looming shadows cast by the masses of pine trees. Connecticut was beautiful ...

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