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CarlElizondo

  • The Girl Who Wore Men's Cologne

    I truly do wonder if she's the only one of her kind, makes me ask if her customers can tell the difference or if it's reserved for an intimate encounter. ...

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Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe.
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