Caesar

Incredibly so. But that's zo for ya

You get rolls of fat *insert Pjanoo*

You get Portal 2 *insert White Knuckles*

it

Suuuureee... that totally makes sense ;P

Hephaestus of the Academy infected you all with Phyrexian Oil

I'd vote just because your avvie is so frikkin cool ;P... but I have no idea how to.

then

purple

You get a flamethrower *inserts 5FDP*

flames

Right. How is this an SB an not in 'Randomosity'?

*shoots everyone with plush-launcher*

You get happiness *inserts stress*

Drowned in a river of molten gold