Caesar

Nothing outrageous. A refugee camp, indeed. Well... I was thinking something pretty basic: he trains the mutants, exploiting their resentment and using his powers liberally to attack the humans. You ...

Excellent. So... recap: Sooth mentioning the attack and what he plans to do. So basically, you leave the plot to me.

WHOOPS, massive brainfail there. *punches self* Sorry. So should I move to the hallows or the Tavern?

Hagrid's hut

So wait, we can post whenever? Is that what Arak meant?

Harry Potter. My god, what have you implanted in my brain?!

Ditto.

You're both banned because I never did that.

LOLWHUT?

I'll party TIll the World Ends (Britney Spears) , of course. What will you (that obviously have more sense than I) do to save yourself?

No, we have, unfortunately for you.

4/10. Not a fan of Star Fox.

3/10. Not to be rude, but still. We've gone through this already.

That last exchange between yourself an yourself was psychedelic, zohali. Hello, guys, though I'll probably be offline once you read this.

*drops a nuke on the coffee house* And now, be reborn from the ashes as a place of virtue and law!