Caesar

Mia's Room, BLORP Labs 2A When Mia was little, Sebastian, her butler, took her to Mt Pyre once. She was studying the area's typical "sober" fashion look. The mouth of ...

I'm feeling collaborative, so which one of you(s) handsome fellows wants to collaborate on the next post? I'll have you know I'm a delicate flower who will cry if nobody ...

a hive of scum and villainy

I made Mia by mashing random trope repeatedly. The result was interesting. Her pokemon have egg moves because of course.

the overlords have decreed I need to put this to absolute majority vote. can I start with a sylveon? it'll be great

fine

anyone else? eh? EH? My character is a necromancer and I listen to too much metal. What was the rating on this storybook? R? It's R, right?

I love me some metal to go along with my metal

mind-benders are generally strong if you don't know how to protect yourself

u dont understand their head splits into four different jaws and they eat the hand that feeds it

it's going to be baby shep you know it's going to be baby shep

lots of that

ask and ye shall receive my friends: horay for drugs, dead people puns and general zaniness

Lysander watches a child running through a moon-lit desert. Cacti tug at him. Flies buzz around his dirt-smeared face. He's gasping for breath, but still running. Hot on his heels, ...

*cracks knuckles*