Cade

Well, yes, the world is becoming more secular, but it's not necessarily a bad thing. Like I said, I'm an atheist, but I don't go around stealing stuff and being ...

War, or at least competition, is inevitable, and the urge to compete and physically fight are an essential, built-right-into-your-genes part of human nature. Denying that seems to be as moronic ...

Granted, but no one will grant it. I wish I had a pet turkey.

One more thing, you don't use rare adjectives in poems. It ruins it and confuses the reader. Was that a reference to "emo"? I didn't think there were any rare ...

Strunk and White's The Elements of Style . ...or was that too obvious? Of course it's not too obvious! least, I didn't know it existed until my freshman year of ...

Wrote love poetry to a someone I haven't quite met and two more.

Granted, but you have to swim to China. Here's your suit. I wish I could draw properly.

The excessive and slightly sickening use of a large vocabulary serves to make it funny, but that seems to be as far as it goes. I did like the last ...

This is a very interesting message, and it reminds me of this book I read when I was younger called "Seeing the Blue Between." The real problem here was that ...

This poem didn't bring anything new to the table. It's rather flat, a little too straightforward, a little too broad. Most of the phrases in here are things we've all ...

Granted, but it's all reruns and you get so bored you smash the TV. I wish Charles Dickens had never lived.

Hmm, I say leave the "and take". I really liked this. Good idea! I wonder why it's "Ice Castle"? From that title, I expected something rather like a fairy tale. ...

*hugs Trident* I love Billy Collins. I do believe I've read that one. 'Tis good.

Granted, but now they're the only keys that work. Har, har. I wish I had a green highlighter. Pink sucks.

Won the bowling match. I think I can't feel my knee. I'd like some aspirin.