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Constructive criticism is adored. PERFECT. It was scrawled cross the walls in a clumsy, caricatured hand, with lopsided letters and fraying edges, just like the ends of her chewed-up fingernails. ...

Banned for having crazy ninja knives that probably have some technical name I'm too stupid to know.

Central Europe needs to step it up a bit, yes?

Banned for having your YWS anniversary tomorrow. ^_^

Banned for being so innovative, canning doughnuts and whatnot...

Banned for not having your signature in Czech. :)

singing, definitely! :) Would you rather write a 50 page paper in one night (whose grade would determine all of your grades in the future), or learn all your lines ...

Granted, but it's a Daisy Rock, and looks like this: I wish that we had real pizza in this country. D:

Nooooo! Granted, but it gets rabies and eats your foot. I wish that I could have a zombie-friend, like in Shaun of the Dead. But one who wouldn't be able ...

O.O Granted, but it immediately jams, and then you're overwhelmed by zombie-shapeshifters who don't take kindly to rifles. I wish that I could have a moose for a pet. A ...

(Hey, you never, I just might fit ;) ) Granted, but now he's a moldy carrot. I wish that I was a shapeshifter. An awesome one. :D

Granted, but it lacks the fulfillment that you sought. ;) I wish that my banquet dress wasn't too big. >.

(Awesome wish! Except that Carrie Fisher had an awful life >.

Granted, but now everyone else has his old personality. I wish that I could sing all the time without straining my voice. :)

For believing in fairies. (Yaaay! :D )