Boatswain

I can't for the life of me remember. Read it when I was about 7, so... Don't worry, if I keep bashing my head against the desk, I'm sure something ...

That's quite possible... See, there's this author. With a genius mind far greater than mine will ever be. And he goes on and on about this onion incident. And then ...

I wonder how many people will look here simply because they think I have the answer to the famous onion incident. Sadly, I do not. But I bet I got ...