Benji

John puts on a fake superhero voice like that of superman's "the super power of executive dysfunction, it's not enough that they tell you all their plans, but the icing ...

John gestures as if he's moving clothes on a rack "would you just look at this lovely assortment of white clothing, a never ending supply of sheets too for the ...

John looks smug and asks a rhetorical question as he motions his hands putting a credit card back into an invisible wallet "well Doctor, who do you think ordered it?" ...

John has a confused look on his face and then he corrects it as he thinks up a short lived plan "WOAH" (John ducks out of the way) "did you ...

(John snickers to himself while shaking his head, trying to hide the chuckle that's clearly overtaking him as he stares at everyone else) you may have the latest breaking news, ...

(human AU:) John, a tired looking guy with black hair and stubble in his 20s hobbles on to stage gee if only someone beautiful were to manifest in front of ...

Everyone Jumped up and out of the way in response to the sound of the impact, John was a little bit ahead of Amy just before the swift accident occurred, ...

John accepts it quietly with a loud exhale, "Fine Amy, but really all I did was ask if you wanted to grab a bite to eat, I love breaking down ...

-"Look, I'm agreeing with you, just in a slightly different way... I really think people are gonna give you stares when you suggest a hotdog is a taco, but what ...