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Young Writers Society


BarrettBenedict

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Interesting Facts About Molluscs:

How did this come to be? Me: sinking clearly
into the core of the earth, which is molten
then solid, and in the middle is a great machine.
The lever was within my reach,
I could have stopped this whole thing.


Interests

beauty, cats, old age, sickness, death, banjo girls, colorful high socks, tangerine people (in the least racist way possible), car fires, the ampersand, <-- things I can't draw, anti-humor, elitist humor, black sabbath, some dogs, beard theft, banjo guys, multiple meanings, cold ground balloons, and Steve.

Occupation

Soy el hombre de la Stain. Mis sueƱos son imposibles.


I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
— Homer Simpson