BarrettBenedict

Interesting Facts About Molluscs:

How did this come to be? Me: sinking clearly
into the core of the earth, which is molten
then solid, and in the middle is a great machine.
The lever was within my reach,
I could have stopped this whole thing.

Interests

beauty, cats, old age, sickness, death, banjo girls, colorful high socks, tangerine people (in the least racist way possible), car fires, the ampersand, <-- things I can't draw, anti-humor, elitist humor, black sabbath, some dogs, beard theft, banjo guys, multiple meanings, cold ground balloons, and Steve.

Occupation

Soy el hombre de la Stain. Mis sueños son imposibles.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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