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BarrettBenedict

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This experiment was a failure. Kill it if it comes to your door. (It hates fire)
  • Jesture.

    My left arm betrayed me and so I cut it off. It visits me in my dreams wearing a sock with a panther's face drawn on it. It calls itself Diogenes.

    • Poetry
    • Health · Spiritual
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  • Haiku

    Written at the Matador Pub in Portland, Oregon 2/16/14

    • Poetry
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Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder.
— Ranger