Baerodach

"No more failing marks because I wouldn't grab your ass!" What would you say if a time machine transported you to the event where U.S. President Bush choked on a ...

(he's the dictator of Cuba in case you didn't know) "I don't wanna go to school..." What would you say if your computer grew legs and ran away?

I couldn't believe my eyes. All my beliefs had been shattered overnight. I no longer know what to think. What I had seen had destroyed my hopes and my future, ...

"Who turned off the damn lights!" What would you say if Fidel Castro built a swing set on your front lawn?

hmmm... "I like to poop with my eyes closed."