Do you like aliens? I like aliens. Do you like writing? I like writing.
Writing about aliens.
No I'm not writing an autobiography.
This is all purely fictional.
I'm human, just like you.
But you already knew that, obviously.
Writing, drawing, painting, conquering the universe, archery, knitting, sculpting, costume designing, and plushie collecting!
UFO pilot--I mean, McDonald's employee. Yup, I am a totally normal burger-flipper. Mhm. Yeah.