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Young Writers Society


Alpha


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About Alpha

You say I am mysterious
Let me explain myself:
In a land of oranges
I am faithful to apples

- Elsa Gidlow


Interests

Shtuff. And other shtuff, too. But mostly shtuff.

Occupation

Queen of Kink (not really)


Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
— Homer Simpson