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AlfredSymon

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Poetry Happens Like That

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  • The Seven Bloodbaths

    The Seven BloodbathsBy: Alfred SymonIAt first, she touched my neckCaressed it, slowlyKissed itAfter a whileI found out I’m siredI wanted to be like themTo have fangs and to haveImmortalityI hungered

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  • The Haikus of The Periodic Table of Elements

    The Haikus of the Periodic Table of ElementsBy: Alfred SymonNew haikus: 16, 32, 43, 59, 63, 901. HydrogenThe bubble flew upTo the sky without much weightHow far can it go?2. ...

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  • Some of The World's Immortal People Are Alive, Some Are Dead

    Some of the World’s Immortal People Are Alive, Some are DeadA Tanka* Collection By: Alfred SymonHelen KellerTo my pen idolWhose ears hear the truth and eyesSee the world’s beautyWho wrote ...

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  • The Concept of Fears

    The Concept of FearsBy: Alfred SymonWhat do I fear?I fear antelopes,Flint roads,Three-bean soups,Wild Tarantulas,Gorgonzola Cheese,Monosodium Chloride,Seafood Enchilada,Paper dolls singing Soprano,Mon

    2 min read
  • News Flash! Everyone, Read!

    News Flash! Everyone, Read!One sun-shiny day, right now to be exact,You read this poem. But as you read it,Creaks and cracklesAnd screams started clamoring outside,So you tried to look at ...

    5 min read
  • A Night in My Town

    A Night in My TownTired from work, I walk homeStep, step, step. My feet goHome, there I will headStep, step, step. My feet goInto the alley I wentAnd I saw ...

    3 min read
  • Symptoms of Bullies' Croup

    Hi guys! Doctor Alfred Symon here! So many have misinterpreted this poem so its a must to read this first! The poem is about a guy who went to me, ...

    2 min read
  • The Devil's Game

    Prelude (Taken from the Book of Ages: Necronomicon)Ne'er play the Devil's gamefor all choice, you end the sameOnly oneth way to go: to dieAnd so I warneth all, don't look ...

    4 min read
  • What I Remember from Insomnia

    I've had insomnia lately because the winds and the stars always remind me of the things and people I try to forget.

    3 min read


Be steadfast as a tower that doth not bend its stately summit to the tempest’s shock.
— Dante Alighieri