AfterTheStorm

@cailey Sexy and I know it. ;)

I'm in! Sounds like loads of fun! :D

Alright, alright. After much pestering to post a selfie, here goes nothing... Just look at that smile! :D I think I'm quite lovely. At least that's what Mom always says.

WHO VOTED TWILIGHT? *pulls out Lightsaber* I will find where you live.

@Pencil2Paper (That perfectly describes my Netflix, right down from Doctor Who to Phantom. O__o Haha) You know you're a nerd when you say this to pick a girl up: Nerdy ...

*raises hand and flails around over-excitedly* ME! Pick me! Haha :D Count me in.

"'Sup, my man! How you doin'? So why was I called in yo office anyways, man? I didn't do nothin'! If it was about that drug bust a few days ...

"Guess what I have, Choco? A giant stack of yummy, gooey chocolate chip cookies!!! HAHA In yo face!" What is something you should never say when you're tardy to class?

"Lately, dear, I'm just not feeling anything between us. You know that whole, 'Till death do us part' bit we said a few years back? That doesn't actually mean anything, ...

"I can't wait to have supper with you! What are we having? Watermelons and fried chicken?" What is something you should never say in a weight loss commercial?

Presents! Everyone enjoys receiving presents, right? Of course! So in this thread, share the love of gifts by: 1. Tagging a friend or a random user 2. Posting a "present" ...

"You're supposedly a Career, and you can't even climb a tree? Pssh." What's something you should never say when you ask someone to marry you?

"TROLL! In the dungeon!" Then you faint, just like in Harry Potter. xD What is something you should never say to the Queen of England?

"Just remember, honey, if you don't enjoy school now, you have fifteen more years of education to look forward to!" What is something you shouldn't say before a kiss?

Sissy! That didn't hurt at all! (I have no idea what else to put for that one. xD Lol) What is something you shouldn't say during a wedding?