AfterTheStorm

2, because tea is downright nasty. Coffee spreads a glorious warmth and sense of happiness through your body, which is exclusively attainable through a mug of its deliciousness.

You know you're a nerd when you can't remember a time when you referred to HP as just a printer; a telephone box as just something you stepped in to ...

Lithe and cat-like, also spotted. And fast. With a tail and paws and whiskers. xD

No matter whose test of the Alignments I take, I always end up with Lawful Good. xD My results: I Am A: Lawful Good Human Ranger/Fighter Ability Scores: Strength -14 ...

Most Likely to be a Janitor: @OmarEhab Just because. YWS Clown: @PervadedByDarkness Most Spirited: @Iggy Most Chatty: @Deanie Most Likely to End Up on a Deserted Island: Me. xD I'm ...

Unfortunately, your skin has a chemical reaction to the cheese.

"Here, have a knife!" What is something you should never say in a zoo?

What's your favorite color? Blue, like a turquoise sea or a summer sky. What's your favorite book? . T_T I can't choose! Probably "Les Miserables," "The Lord of the Rings", ...

"YOUR MOTHER HAD A CATARACT. MELKOR NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU." What is something you should never say in a restaurant?

Nooooo... I've been pressured into posting mah face. *nervously shuffles away* IMG_20130908_102841-1.jpg Erm. And then here's my *cough* "scholarly" face. xP IMG_20131211_161524.jpg I was tempted to p

"Ham is delicious." What is something you shouldn't say for a government election?

"ILLUMINATI UNITE!!!" What is something you should never say on the news?

"Mom, I'm pregnant..." What is something you should never say during a test?

...And out pops Captain Ahab! *inserts myself*

I swear. If they ruin the movie like they did with the Percy Jackson series and some other stories, I will NOT be a happy camper. -___-