AfterTheStorm

"He's an angry elf." What should you never say during church?

I always pick the ability to control fire/heat. #zuko xD

I see a picture of a unicorn on the burrito. "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow. The ______ creep slowly along until ______. And every day that’s ______ has taken fools ...

4/10 1. "Winter Winds" by Mumford and Sons 2. "Opening Scene from 'Swan Lake'" by Tchaikovsky 3. "Hey, Brother" by Avicii 4. "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay 5. "The Coney ...

Granted, but you can never talk correctly. I wish I didn't have an AP World quiz today.

Wolf Turkey or ham?

Dracula: Untold was much better than I thought it would be. I was on the edge of my seat and crying pretty much the entire last half of the movie, ...

'"Sheldon, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.' What should you never say at the mortuary?

The only instrument you can ever play well is a chipped oboe, so you sound like a dying duck anyways. I wish you couldn't corrupt my wish. Error message: 301 ...

@lumi Psst. What's the next situation?

^^ "Weed" music. :'D Erm, 5.89/10 --------------------- 1. "Best Day of My Life" - American Authors 2. "Still Alive" - From Portal (Oh my, I forgot that was in my ...

Silver. Squids or monkeys?

Don't cry because Madonna died. Don't, because it smells. "Give a man a ____, and he ____ for a day. Teach a man to ____, and he ____ for a ...

We should wait One Day More. (From Les Mis) After we wait, where do we go?

This is the orange that never ends! Yes, it smells good and tempts my friends! Some people started peeling it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue to peel ...