Once upon a time there was a person who knew how to start his biography in an imaginative manner. His name was Tobias, not Toby, because who on this Earth shortens names to something so...moronic? When he was five he was sent out of class for being an idiot. Nothing much has changed.
But there is a serious side. I won't write about that yet. Not until I'm comfortable here. You know, I've got to have some secrets. This IS the internet.
But there is a serious side. I won't write about that yet. Not until I'm comfortable here. You know, I've got to have some secrets. This IS the internet.