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AHuman

If you call me Toby I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

I think this is none of your business, don't you?

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Once upon a time there was a person who knew how to start his biography in an imaginative manner. His name was Tobias, not Toby, because who on this Earth shortens names to something so...moronic? When he was five he was sent out of class for being an idiot. Nothing much has changed.

But there is a serious side. I won't write about that yet. Not until I'm comfortable here. You know, I've got to have some secrets. This IS the internet.
Interests
Being sarcastic, writing whatever comes to mind, reading poetry loudly on the bus, being unique yet awesome, and arrogance.
Occupation
I'm a trained assassin. Honestly.


Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
— Jules de Gaultier