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greatwhitespork

About greatwhitespork

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He's white. He's great. And he's a spork. Greatwhitespork has been assisting people during meals since 1999. He is especially popular among school students, as he is a very helpful tool for helping them eat their lunch. He'll eat, well, anything.
Interests
Music, acting, sporks
Occupation
Spork


I say Wolf, for all wolves are not of the same sort; there is one kind with an amenable disposition – neither noisy, nor hateful, nor angry, but tame, obliging and gentle, following the young maids in the streets, even into their homes. Alas! Who does not know that these gentle wolves are of all such creatures the most dangerous!
— Charles Perrault