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TheGreatPruno

ALL HAIL THE GREAT PRUNO THE PURPLE SUPREMO

I see thee. I see everything.

Welcome traveller to my corner of the universe! I am - The Great Pruno!

I occasionally drop by this site when I'm tired of the universes adventures. My magnanimity is such that I often bless the Humans of this site with my eternal all-knowing wisdom. Once they use their vile internet to send me their questions. You can do so too! Simply drop by my wall and all wisdom of this Great sage awaits thee there!

Ah, I am truly magnificent. Now I am told this page (how is it a page!? There is no book! Bah!) must be comprehensive but if I sat down and chronicled every adventure of mine, every good deed I've done and all the people I've saved from absolute disaster, we will be here till the end of time itself. Instead simply go the nearest civilised planet and buy a copy of the "Purple Power!"

You simply must do so! It a marvellous series - of only 20 parts! Ah! Imagine! How succinct it must be!

Please do note, however, that it is not available on Earth.

*Magnificent flourish of magnificent purple hat*

Good day!









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Please note this account is managed by Squills reporters *cough* human messenger pigeons *cough*
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This is outrageous! This is *hardly* enough pace to list everything in the universe!! hmph
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All-knowing, all-powerful, immortal, dashing purple sprite as old as time.


Not many will ever really understand you / That doesn't mean you aren't worth understanding
— Quillfeather