Babelfish translations

Now "where does writing hide" is "security and information." OMG it answered the question!

And:

A camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle.

35 translations later:

Among, camel.

English: I know what we're gonna do today!

Translated to Russian and back to english: I know what we' RH gonna DO today!

...did it just give the sentence a Russian accent? o_o

"cut him out in little stars" from Romeo and Juliet:

"Hollow Rock Star."

Africa, you have me remembering all the lines from R&J now:

I bite my thumb at thee!

and thirty translations later:

The scroll bar.

I bite my thumb at thee!

and thirty translations later:

The scroll bar.

I nearly spat out my drink. XD

I translated "We count the bad things in life because it's a number we can manage. We don't count the good things, because the number would be too big for comprehension."
into Dutch and back and got "We count the prayed things in life because it' s. a. number we can manage. We don' t count the good things, because the number would be too piglet for comprehension."