Hi

Hello, I'm Kirk Johnson, a moody, sarcastic guy who is a "chauvinist pig", and loves to utilize his Kung-Fu skills to help the citizens of Chicago.

How was that?

I just found this forum, and I'm still curious as to how you participate in this. Anyways I look forward to my involvement in this!

Partng words:
Be like water, my friend.
HIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAA!

(I have no idea how this works but it sounds fawesome. Try not to attack in swarms if I make a slip up! *hides under desk*)

Cujo, sitting across the room from the crazy guy talking in a camcorder, walks over. "Kung fu? Seriously? How'd you learn that in Chicago?" he asks, in his normal snarky tone.

(Snarky is not a word. I don't believe it. D: )

the cafe was just moderately filled and a guy with a cam corder was talking to a rather harshly toned man. a teenage boy sitting at the table next to the two took a sip of his coffee and said, while still reading his news paper," how does a city like Cleveland get the rock hall of fame, we do not know the answers to these questions but their always a conversation starter."

Cujo glances over, leaning back on the bar behind him. "What was that?" he asked the other guy, a younger one, expecting it to be an insult already. Or maybe just baby-faced. He looked to be in his late twenties, but he wasn't even in college yet, after all.

The bell over the door dinged across the room and a tall, stick-thing girl with crazy, short black hair walked in, going off to a table to read the book in her hands. Cujo paid no notice.

Lucifer

Lucifer stepped into the small cafe, looking for a soul to steal! "Anyone want a drink? Temptations is always on the house!", he said, smirking a bit. His tone calm, his face a tan stone, his hair like a black skyline fletched with lighting.

Chalascrar, from Sentinel of the Empyrean

( What appears to be an eight-foot tall living suit of armor charges into the room, with his six-foot long sword drawn. He proceeds to demolish all furniture between himself and Lucifer. His eyes glow with a soul-searching divine fire. )

Foul shade! With this very blade shall I banish you to the Abyss whence you came!

( Everyone watches with eyes wide as Chalascrar chases Lucifer through the wall out of the cafe. )

Lucifer

Lucifer's cold laugh rang throughout the room, with a snap of his fingers he summoned a mass of fiery demons to demolish his foe! "Kill them all!" he said excitedly, the demons charging into the room. In pain, Lucifer prepares to make his escape!

(Chalascrar raises his blade.)

Star of the Empyrion, purge away thy foes with thy unfailing light!

(A ray of light reflects off the silver blade. It is scattered and amplified, filling the room with a divine power. The demonic legions melt in fear.)

Mantis

Hows it goin' ev- HOLY **** WHAT THE **** IS THAT. I turn into Chalascrar and charge Lucifer AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Im so confused...

---Zeus from King of Gods---

I cracked my neck as I walked into the cafe, There was a man holding a silver blade above his head and someone else running towards a demon lord. It was very odd but not as odd as some of the things that I seen in my life. I held my hand in front of me causing bands of energy to appear around the two men and lift them from the ground...They both looked the same. "What in Hades is going on?"