Oh, 'ello there!
I bet you heard about the special goin' on today, 'aven't ya? It's just what this ol' sign I'm wearin' here says, free reviews all day long! Ain't that somethin'?
But there's a catch!
What, ya did'n think it'd be as easy as droppin' a penny in this ol' tin can here, didya? Nah, this promotion gots rules! According to Firefly, she's willin' to review anything! Except, a'course, for what she ain't got no knowin' about, such as:
—Poetry,
—Non-fiction,
—Lyrics, and
—Scripts.
Anything other'n that, step right up an' bring it on in! Don' forget t' tell your frien's, and don't dare forget t' put a tip in this here can!
Note: Firefly is not responsible for the sign boy's cringe-worthy grammar, or for his begging.
