Eating Jello With A Straw ?

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I'm new here and I am Weird




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Hiya! I'm Alfred and I am old here!

Don't worry about your weirdness! There are a lot here who are as weird as you (and sometimes WEIRDER), including me. I tried to be normal once, but it only resulted to an explosion in a nearby nuclear plant and the extinction of more than a hundred species of hermit crabs. :shock:

A big huggable welcome to YWS! I like your username; it came from Pythagoras' Doctrine of Numbers, right? So, you like eating Jello with a straw! I rather use a mechanized hexadrill jackhammer when eating Jello, but, I'm happy that there is someone who likes it like me!

I'll just send you a Greeter Message after this post for a longer introduction.

Good luck on your first few days here at YWS (because you won't need it when you already become a pro!) !

Your Greeter,
Al :smt003
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