Okay, I don't want anything in return, it's just that I have no motivation when it comes to reviewing anything.
So!
If you want something reviewed I will be happy to oblige you, as long as it conforms to my rules.
1. No poetry. I simply cannot stand poetry, unless it is funny.
2. Preferably no romantic stories, unless it's funny.
3. Nothing too long, unless it's funny. (Notice a pattern?)
And the catch is... Nothing! Any review you request will be totally free, with no strings. I just really need to review stuff, and can't get any motivation to do so. Please, I'm actually asking you to give me work. So do it.
