SNOINK IS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN
AP
Today, a man, suspected of child molestation, was arrested. Known as "Snoink" on the internet, he posed as a 17 year old teenage girl and gave various critiques to many writers, primarily females, until they trusted him. Then he would lure them outside their homes, where he would then rape and murder them. He is suspected to be involved with at least a dozen murders.
He was apprehended by an undercover cop known as "Beethoven" on the internet, who arranged to meet up with him. Then, upon meeting, dozens of cop cars surrounded the bar he went into. He is under charges of child molestation, rape, murder, and two parking violations. His bail is set at $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
"I'm glad we got him," the undercover cop said. "What he did was really terrible. There's not a safe place left in the world, and he wanted to make sure of it."
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