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A nice joke speech!

silented1 · 2010-02-03T02:06:44Z

4 score and seven years ago, I-...What? I'm not becoming president of the US? I'm becoming the manager of burger king? Alright! Close enough! I am so glad to be named the burger king. I plan to slash prices and up quality of burgers! *cough* suck it McDonalds *cough* Larger fries! And a better eating environment. As the burger king... I'd like to thank Wendy's, for? Letting us take their customers! And my mom, for giving me money to eat here! Also, I'd like to thank the burger emperor, for making me manager! I am the burger king! Woo! Thanks for coming everyone, oh, and order something or I'll call the police for loitering! Thank you come again! Heheh.

Dradian Far Runes

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Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:38 am

Dradian Far Runes says... · Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:38 am

If ya'll be askin' me, Mcdonald's is first place as the American Restaurant I Am NOT Proud Of. Ugh....
Burger King isn't that great either, but that was pretty hilarious! ^-^
*High fives*!

They say the eyes
Are windows to the soul
I say the earth
The sky
The moon
The very breath upon my lips
All of these
Are windows
To you

emoticon220

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Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:05 pm

emoticon220 says... · Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:05 pm

real nice silent real nice.

haha tee hee (other cake)

O thin men of Haddam,/Why do you imagine golden birds?/Do you not see how the blackbird/Walks around the feet/Of the women about you?
-Wallace Stevens