The Completely Evil Radio Show Script

Snoink · 2009-07-12T23:38:39Z

Hear this performed at: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/yws/2009/07/12/the-completely-evil-radio-show The Completely Evil Radio Show Hosted by Snoink and Grif Starring: Teague Jennafina Nate with Sgt. Salt doing sound effects ACT 1 In Which Our Heroes Encounter Darth Vader in a Mission for the Advancement of Character Development SNOINK Hello, everybody! This is YWS radio and I am one of your hosts, Snoink. Last time on YWS radio, we tried something a little different, but that didn’t turn out quite the way we planned, so we’re going to stick with the older, tried-and-true method of discussing stories and such. This time, we would like to talk about character development. As most of you know, I am the usergroup leader of “Character Development” and I would like to share some ideas on how to perfect the flawed character— GRIF This is boring. SNOINK What? GRIF Do you really think talking about characters is going to help anybody? SNOINK Well… yes… GRIF (In Snoink’s voice.) Oh, I’m Snoink and I’m going to talk about characters. Blah, blah, blah-de-blah… SNOINK Well, what would you do? GRIF Explosions! Nuclear war! Jack Bauer! Give them something to really think about! SNOINK Uh… I don’t really think that’s necessarily a good idea… GRIF Your face doesn’t necessarily think it’s a good idea! SNOINK Well, we still have to teach them something about character development. GRIF Allow me. I’ve got this under control. (To audience.) Ladies and gentlemen, please excuse us for a moment while we reset a couple of things, prepare the necessary spacecraft— SNOINK SPACECRAFT?! GRIF --etc., etc. We apologize for the slight inconvenience this may cause. In the meantime, please sit back and enjoy the music. (Aside.) What’s your spacesuit size again? SNOINK (Groans.) You have got to be— (Music is “A Summer Scene”) SGT. SALT (Sexy accent.) And now we wish to bring you these important messages. COMMERCIAL SINGER #1 (In the tune of Lawrence of Arabia Desert Scanning song.) Dog food! We’ve got to eat dog food! All crunchy and kibbley! It gives my heart jibblies, jibblies! Dog— (Cuts off.) GRIF And we are back! Sorry for the bit of delay—blasting off is a pain. But everything’s okay. We’re on the SPEW Snoink and it’s quite beautiful in space today… and warm too. A whole 3 degrees Kelvin! Snoink’s kind of huddled over our haunted toilet at the moment, but that’s okay. I’ll just talk about character development without her. So, character development! It’s really not that difficult to understand. What you do is you throw your characters out into deep space and see what happens... after they stop throwing up, of course. Speaking of which... (Aside.) Snoink, are you ready yet? SNOINK (Gagging sounds.) GRIF I guess not. Ooh! Look. Snoink has stuffed pigs here. And a shark? (Grif plays with toys.) PIG Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it… “This Land.” SHARK I think we should call it “your grave!” PIG Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! SHARK Har, har, har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! GRIF What the--? Holy Imperial warships! (Imperial march begins to play, faintly. Footsteps are heard.) SNOINK (Tired.) I’m back. Let’s get this over with. So how do you want to start talking about characters are developed? GRIF Uh. Change of plans. We’re not dealing with character development anymore. SNOINK But you said! GRIF Yeah… about that. (Music gets louder.) SNOINK Listen, we’re just going to do the radio show how I planned, in deep space or not GRIF That might not be the smartest move. SNOINK Well, tough. You’ve screwed it up enough, so it’s time for me to fix it. (To audience.) The first thing you need to know is that a character’s actions are not random. Too often, I see characters acting completely random. Sometimes, they’ll fall in love without reason, other times they’ll kill or torture somebody, just because, and it’s absolutely ridiculous. You can probably make an argument for the random romances, but there’s no reason for the random killings. Characters are just like people. (Music gets louder.) People are not absolutely evil so characters cannot be absolutely— (Aside.) Grif, I swear, if you don’t turn down the music— GRIF I’m not controlling the music. SNOINK Haha, nice try. Turn it off. I’m trying to do a radio show here. (Music turns off. The sound of Vader’s breathing is heard.) SNOINK Anyway, as I was saying— GRIF Snoink? SNOINK Not now, Grif. Characters are— GRIF Snoink? SNOINK Not now! The point is, characters cannot be absolutely evil. DARTH VADER I find your lack of faith disturbing. SNOINK …Geep. GRIF Uh… we’ll be back after these messages! ACT 2 In Which Our Other Hero Meets and Unlikely Villain and an Annoying Caller (A long silence follows, interrupted by intermittent crunching sounds.) JENNA So… shouldn’t we put on a commercial? TEAGUE (Mouthful of chips.) Not necessary. JENNA What’s that? TEAGUE (Swallows.) Not necessary. JENNA Are we going to help them? TEAGUE Nope! JENNA So… um… what are we going to do? TEAGUE I am going to finish this bag of chips, drink this bottle of Coke, and burp out Christmas songs. It’s sure to be entertaining. JENNA Um… TEAGUE Okay, okay. We’ll take a phone call. Oh look! Nobody’s called. Mmhm… Coke. JENNA That’s because you haven’t given out the number. The number, by the way, is 347-215-7869. TEAGUE Now you’ve done it. JENNA What? TEAGUE We’ve got a call. 096. But we’re not going to answer it. (Crunch.) JENNA Why not? TEAGUE (Mouthful of chips.) Well, I’m not answering it. You can, if you want. JENNA Okay. Hello, 096? DARKHEART Hello. JENNA Hello! How are you? DARKHEART I need critiques. JENNA Uh... what? DARKHEART I need critiques for my new poem. JENNA Well, have you posted it on YWS? DARKHEART Yeah. JENNA Have you gotten any critiques? DARKHEART I just posted it. JENNA Well, just wait a bit! I’m sure people will comment on it soon. DARKHEART You should critique it. It’s called, “Dark heart of Woe.” JENNA Um... okay, I’ll do my best. Maybe after the show. DARKHEART You should do it now. JENNA Well, I’m trying to host a radio show! TEAGUE And failing miserably. Are you sure you don’t want me to burp Christmas songs? I can do a mean “Jingle Bells.” DARKHEART Here, I’ll read it for you. JENNA I really don’t think that’s necessary-- DARKHEART The crimson candle flickers out a dying testament to our love and my dark heart When did this emptiness happen? I thought you cared and I thought I cared, so if we cared then how could this happen? My heart is gone. You've taken it somewhere very far away and shoved needles into it. Ow! Ah! It hurts! My soul burns with love but pain has a funny way of making even the most important thing insignificant (Why did you leave?) And now, full of needle pricks and voodoo magic I am left wondering about my dark heart of woe. TEAGUE (Crunching noise.) JENNA Wow... uh... that’s very... uh... interesting? TEAGUE I’ll say. Snoink’s toilet would love it. DARKHEART So did you like it? JENNA Well, like is a very strong word... DARKHEART You loved it? JENNA Uh... well... that poem must have taken a long time to write... DARKHEART Yeah. It took me three minutes. Brilliance, I say. Utter brilliance. TEAGUE I have to agree with what’s-her-face here. Absolutely brilliant. I loved the imagery of the candle burning out. It really made the poem special by presenting imagery that symbolized the destruction of the writer’s sanity. DARKHEART So you liked it? TEAGUE Absolutely not. Anyway, goodbye what’s-your-face! (To Jenna, disgusted.) Oh, the teenagers these days! JENNA (Concerned.) Did you hang up on her? TEAGUE Duh. Did you want to talk to her? JENNA Not really. TEAGUE Then why bother? (Crunch.) By the way, welcome back to YWS! “Jingle Bells” or “Angels We Have Heard on High?” JENNA Shouldn’t Grif and Snoink be back yet? TEAGUE I doubt it. JENNA Why’s that? TEAGUE Well, remember last show where Snoink read my wonderful poem, “An Ant’s Tale?” JENNA No. TEAGUE Well, last radio show, Snoink’s haunted toilet read my poem. She also ranted about quantum mechanics. So I did a little bit of side reading and realized I could use quantum chronometric tunneling to open an n-dimensional portal, warp time space continuum, and ruin Snoink’s life. In short: BWHAHAHAHAHA! JENNA Bwhahahahaha? TEAGUE No, BWHAHAHAHAHA! Get it right. JENNA Wouldn’t it be easier just to TP her house? TEAGUE Shush, I’m awesome. JENNA So, exactly how are you going to ruin Snoink’s life? TEAGUE (Smug.) I opened up several alternate universes and combined them into real life. So, if I’m not mistaken, soon Grif and Snoink will meet the worst fictional characters in existence. JENNA That’s why Darth Vader’s there? TEAGUE Yep! JENNA Who else? TEAGUE Oh, you know. Prince Humperdink, Cobra, Megatron, Lord Voldemort, Umbridge, Hans Gruber, Shredder, Judge Doom, Freeza, Team Rocket, the Teletubbies, Godzilla, Snidley Whiplash, the Wicked Witch of the West, Scar, the Red Queen, Gaston, Jafar, Malificent, Lex Luthor, Sauron, the Claw, Chaos, Blowfeld, Iago, the White Witch, Hannibal Lector, Manbearpig, the Borg, Dracula, Mr. Hyde, Magneto, the Joker, Kahn, Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, Satan, and Captain Planet. JENNA Wow. Is there anybody there to help them? TEAGUE Nope! JENNA And you did this because a toilet read your poem? TEAGUE Hey, if you heard it-- JENNA I have to go. TEAGUE But-- we’re doing a radio show! Unless-- why are you putting on your SPEW commando suit? JENNA It’s time to party. ACT 3 In Which A Random and Highly Unintelligent Commercial Pops on Unexpectedly ANNOUNCER VOICE It was the first YWS Fan-Fiction… GRIF Wait, I need to get fresh batteries for my calculator. ANNOUNCER VOICE …And it started with a bang. (Explosion.) SILENT AVIATOR Get down! (Gunfire erupts and a short battle occurs, before ending abruptly.) (Panting.) GRIF Who are these guys? SILENT AVIATOR Have you ever heard of the Integral Group? ANNOUNCER VOICE …From the creator of “Adventures of the SPEW Gryphon” and “Adventures of the SPEW Gryphon II” comes the story that started it all… SILENT AVIATOR Where is the Integral located! BAD GUY Home, F3, 2. ANNOUNCER VOICE When the world’s mathematicians are kidnapped, a mysterious force emerges… NATE I’m sending a group of SPEW Commandos to your location. SILENT AVIATOR I thought they didn’t exist. NATE They don’t. (Hangs up.) ANNOUNCER VOICE …but deep within the Integral Headquarters is a secretly dangerous weapon. GRIF Oh my god… ANNOUNCER VOICE Action… Adventure… Math…INTEGRATE THIS! ACT 4 In Which Our Heroes Join Up GRIF Well, at least it’s not that bad here. SNOINK Oh yeah. Because being in an Imperial Starship prison chamber is just soooo comfortable. GRIF At least we have free internet access. I got a high score on Bubble Burst already! SNOINK Yeah. We should obviously be playing Bubble Burst instead of looking up how to escape and Imperial Sharship prison chamber. GRIF Pish posh, I got this under control. A random YWS member -- possible Han Solo -- is going to come in a couple of seconds and rescue us. SNOINK Yeah... right. (Sound of a door opening.) JENNA Hi Snoink! Hi Grif! How are you two doing? GRIF Told you. SNOINK Jenna? What the-- wait! Grif, how did you know she was coming? GRIF I used the force. SNOINK Really? GRIF No, you idiot, I read the script. JENNA There’s a script? (Long pause.) SNOINK So anyway! What’s the plan? JENNA Good question! We’re going to walk out, say hello to a bunch of storm troopers, and hope we can sneak away before the others come along. GRIF The others? SNOINK What others? JENNA Uh... long story short, we have to get out of here before the quantum chronometric tunneling completely opens the n-dimensional portal and warps the time-space continuum even further. SNOINK Quantum chronometric tunneling?! GRIF And now there’s going to be a bunch of evil characters who are after us? JENNA Yep! SNOINK So... we should leave now. (Sounds of a large crash, voices, and a Godzilla roar come in from the distance.) GRIF Too late. JENNA And now, let’s have a commercial break! ACT 5 In Which Two Commercials Play Commercial #1 MR. T (Theme song.) Dump, dump, dump, dump-de-dump, dump, dump, dump, dmp, dump-de-dump, whee! (Sound of a toilet flush.) MR. T Have you ever seen a poem that was just sooo crappy that you wanted to throw it in the crapper and flush it away? Well, now you can! Mr. T’s Craptastically Craptastic Flush Away! ® allows you to do just that! With one flush, poems that took minutes to write can be gone in seconds. Don’t believe me? Listen to imabadpoet’s testamonial! IMABADPOET I posted this one poem on YWS... yeah, apparently it sucked. Using Mr. T’s Craptastically Craptastic Flush Away! ® I was able to flush it away! (Sound of a toilet flush.) MR. T Why keep your crappy poems when you can flush them away with Mr. T’s -- that’s me! -- Craptactically Craptastic Flush Away! ®? Don’t hesitate! Buy today! SMALL PRINT VOICE Not for use on small children, family pets, or goldfish. Commercial #2 TEAGUE Um. This is Teague. Yeah, like you didn’t know. Anyway, apparently I have to do this ad. It says, “Snoink colon ad-lib about how awesome the character development usergroup forum is.” Yeah. She did a corny slogan too: “We make your characters real.” Except real characters are not good, as Snoink is quickly finding out -- BWHAHAHAHA! Anyway, don’t join her usergroup. It sucks. And now, back to the radio show, starring Teague and her circus of wildly trained sea monkeys that-- (Cuts out.) ACT 6 In Which Our Heroine Comes Up with an Evil Idea to Keep the Evil Characters Distracted with Themselves, Sauron’s Eyeball Makes a Guest Appearance, and the Most Evil One of Them All Shows Up BLOFELD No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! WHITE WITCH Take this Turkish delight, now... JUDGE DOOM Toons... JENNA (Cheerfully.) Well, at least it’s not that bad! So how are we going to defeat all these baddies? (Brief pause.) ...Snoink? ...Grif? SNOINK (Disbelief.) Godzilla just ate Megatron. How is that even possible? GODZILLA (Makes Godzilla noises.) JENNA On the plus side, Voldemort just killed Godzilla! I think. Isn’t that power a bit too deus ex machina? I mean, all you have to do is shout, “Avada Kedavra!” and then somebody dies. Oops... accidentally killed Manbearpig. SNOINK So... um... what are we going to do? And why are have you suddenly changed into that sparkly, silver top hat and that ridiculously tight, sapphire leotard? JENNA It’s Vegas time, baby! (To evil characters.) Come one, come all, and welcome to our first evil character monologuing contest! DARTH VADER ...What? JENNA Oh, hi Darth Vader! Would you like to be our first contestant? DARTH VADER Uh... PRINCE HUMPERDINK Boo! Boo! Take him off! He becomes good. JENNA Prince Humperdink, be reasonable. DARTH VADER I find your lack of faith disturbing. PRINCE HUMPERDINK (To Darth Vader.) You threw your boss off into an endless pit and joined the forces of not-evil! Boo! Boo-- (Starts gagging.) DARTH VADER You do not know the power of the dark side. It was I who killed Obi Wan Kenobi, the last remnant of the Jedi. It was I who one by one killed off my admirals as they continued to fail me. It was I who tortured Han Solo and encased him in carbonite for not particular reason. It was I who tortured my daughter and chopped my son’s hand off. It was I who blew up Alderan-- PRINCE HUMPERDINK (Still choking.) You didn’t blow it up! Admiral Grand Moff Tarkan did! DARTH VADER It’s Grand Moff Tarkan. No admiral. And now you will die. (Twig snap.) JENNA Perfect monologue! Now, do we have anybody else who wants to try? SAURON (Eyeball shriek.) JENNA Uh... Sauron, no offense, but I don’t think you’re really up for monologuing. Any other takers? VOLDEMORT I, Voldemort, am the most evil of them all. UMBRIDGE Hem, hem! VOLDEMORT It was I who sent the wizarding world in a panic. It was I who tracked down the mudblood scum and-- UMBRIDGE Hem, hem! VOLDEMORT It was I who split my soul in seven parts so I could live forever... UMBRIDGE Hem, hem! VOLDEMORT What?! UMBRIDGE You’re not that evil. VOLDEMORT What do you mean I’m not evil? Look at how many people I killed! UMBRIDGE Yes, but you don’t love doing it. VOLDEMORT Ah! Why does everybody keep on talking about love? Dumbledore’s favorite solution, love, which he claimed conquered death, though love did not stop him falling from the tower and breaking like an old waxwork? Love, which did not prevent me stamping out Harry Potter’s mudblood mother like a cockroach-- UMBRIDGE Yes, but Harry Potter defeated you, did he not? VOLDEMORT Uh... UMBRIDGE In fact, if I am not mistaken, he defeated you seven times. First, t here was that time when he defeated you when he was a baby... VOLDEMORT That was a fluke. UMBRIDGE Then, there was that time with the Sorcerer’s Stone-- VOLDEMORT Philosopher’s Stone! And that was because Quirrel was incompetent. UMBRIDGE How about that time when you were Tom Riddle? VOLDEMORT If it weren’t for Dumbledore’s phoenix... UMBRIDGE And that time your Avada Kevadra curse failed because he disarmed you? VOLDEMORT That was because of the wand, not him. UMBRIDGE And when you failed to kill him when he went into the ministry? VOLDEMORT Well... UMBRIDGE And then he killed you after you gave a long monologue on how he couldn’t kill you? VOLDEMORT Well, what are you to be criticizing me for? I didn’t see you kill anyone! UMBRIDGE (Smugly.) I didn’t have to. VOLDEMORT What do you mean by that? UMBRIDGE I’m in the government. VOLDEMORT So? UMBRIDGE While you’re trying to kill Harry, I’m choking him in paperwork. While you’re giving him scars that give him special magical powers, I give him scars that make him feel like he’s going insane. When you battle with him, you get weaker. When I go against him, I just get promoted. VOLDEMORT Wow. UMBRIDGE Yup. VOLDEMORT All because you’re in the government? UMBRIDGE Yup. VOLDEMORT ...Can I have a job? UMBRIDGE Sorry. You’re too competent. SNOINK Ooh... Voldy got pwned. JENNA Well, Umbridge wins that round. Any more? TELETUBBIES (Babie noises.) DRACULA I will suck your blood! THE CLAW Next time, Gadget... SNIDLEY WHIPLASH Dudley Dooright will not get out of this one! SATAN MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! CAPTAIN PLANET Captain Planet! I’m your hero! Gonna cut pollution down to zero! GRIF Okay, this isn’t working. SNOINK Anybody up for Plan B? GRIF AND JENNA What’s Plan B? SNOINK Time for some SPEW ass-kicking! (Cheesy 70’s action movie music.) SGT. SALT Zap! SNOINK Pow! GRIF Bam! JENNA Clang! SGT. SALT Clash! SNOINK Boom! GRIF Zonks! JENNA Zowee! SGT. SALT Bang! SNOINK Oink! GRIF Well, that defeated all of them. SNOINK AND JENNA Yay! TEAGUE You forgot the most evil one of them all. SNOINK You? TEAGUE Nah, that guy over there. SNOINK, JENNA, AND GRIF Freakforchrist! FREAKFORCHRIST That’s right. While you pitiful mortals weer busy moderating YWS, I was assembling an army to invade YWS and submerge it with emo angst and emo tears. I saw all the jokes you made about me. I noticed when you, yes you Snoink, had all of the SPEW members donate all their points to me so I would be the featured member. You thought I didn’t exist. You were wrong. But what you didn’t know was that I was watching every move you and all your minions made. And now, you will all pay, for I have found a way to hack into YWS and edit everyone’s posts so that only angsty emo poems exist! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! JENNA Well, I think we have a winner! TEAGUE Yes. Congrats. Now, can we find a way to stop him from destroying YWS? GRIF Hey, don’t look at me, I’m a DM. JENNA Ditto. SNOINK Uh... well... technically, I’m a moderator... but so are you... TEAGUE Useful right there. FREAKFORCHRIST Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! JENNA SPEW Power Charge! SGT. SALT Pew! Pew! Booooooooing! FREAKFORCHRIST Foolish mortal! Your SPEW tricks do not work on me! YWS is over. Now is the reign of freakforchrist, the greatest member in all existence! YWS shall be renamed to freakforchrist’s awesome website and all shall bow to me and--! SGT. SALT Yooooooooooup. TEAGUE, SNOINK, GRIF, AND JENNA Nate! NATE Howdy folks! TEAGUE Why didn’t you come on sooner? NATE Eh, the usual. SNOINK You weren’t playing the Sims, were you? NATE Maybe. JENNA Wait, what happened to freakforchrist? NATE Banninated! And I banned all the other evil characters too. By the way, Teague, next time, don’t be so obvious with the quantum chronometric tunneling, especially when dealing with Snoink. TEAGUE Yes, but... NATE No buts. No using quantum chronometric tunneling to harass Snoink. You should put spiders in her underwear, like I did this morning. SNOINK What?! (Sounds of running away.) TEAGUE Nate, I love you. You’re so evil. NATE Not as evil as you. Speaking of which, how is the completely evil plan going? TEAGUE Which completely evil plan? NATE You know, that huge completely evil prank that you’re doing on Jenna? TEAGUE Oh, that? That’s going fine. NATE Good, good. Well, I better get going. Bye Jenna, bye Teague, bye Grif! And Grif, tell Snoink that the spiders aren’t poisonous, will you? GRIF MWHAHAHAH-- I mean, will do. See you Nate. And now, we better get to the phones. Our number is 347-215-7869. That’s 347-215-7869. That’s 347-215-7869. And, it looks like we have a call! 631, you’re on the air! ACT 7 Juniper’s Story JUNIPER Once upon a time, in the far away lands of YWS, there lived an evil person named Snoink. Snoink just so happened to befriend an amazing-slash-wonderful princess named Jenna. By and by the times went on, and Jenna's parallel universe called for a break from YWS. Snoink, along with all of her evil friends, wanted the princess back. So, with the help of all of the aforementioned antagonists, she hired three evil minions: Juniper/Springrain, Lin910/Linx, and Evi. Now, these three hadn't much to do as soon as they were appointed, but with the help of Evil Private Messages, Evil usergroups, and loads more questionable factors, the word of the evil plan began to spread. Loads of responses for our princess Jenna poured in. What a sight it was! Stories, letters, pictures, drawings-- all for this wonderful (slash-amazing) princess. Now, that wasn't all! Unfortunately, some of our evil contributors fed us anything. There's when our Evil leader, Snoink, brought the three minions into the picture and got us to work. In case anyone hasn't noticed, Lin, Evi, and Juniper were not completely evil; the amount of sweetness caused the three of them to say "Awww" and soon their evilness began to dissolve. But not Juniper! Our Evil leader Snoink recruited (the evil cactus head) Teague, and (the one and only) evil Jabber to join Juniper in step two. Our evilness got to work. Unfortunately, they didn't hold up long. Our evil began to fade, and soon we had a pile of awesomesauce. Snoink, on the other hand, did not falter. The Evil Machine leader sorted everything (not to mention she was always there to crack the whip) and formatted everything. She just needed one last reinforcement... And, she called in the evil Caligula's Launderette who found the perfect cover to wrap it all up. However, this cancelled out some of the important evil factors, and the end result was not so evil. So, there is the story of CEP, the project dedicated to Jennafina, a collaboration of random stories and poetry from our hearts to yours. Hear this performed at: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/yws/2009/07/12/the-completely-evil-radio-show

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Mon May 10, 2010 1:58 pm

Kelcia says... · Mon May 10, 2010 1:58 pm

Oh, oh oh! I want to film this. Really, really badly. It's just like - WHERE THE HECK IS MY STORYBOARDING PAPER?!?! *cough*cough* Ignore that. But, this is awesome. Compleatly awesome.

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Mon May 10, 2010 5:41 pm

Snoink says... · Mon May 10, 2010 5:41 pm

Kelcia wrote:Oh, oh oh! I want to film this. Really, really badly. It's just like - WHERE THE HECK IS MY STORYBOARDING PAPER?!?! *cough*cough* Ignore that. But, this is awesome. Compleatly awesome.

Actually, this was the script performed for the YWS radio show we have.

You can hear Grif, Sgt. Salt, Jennafina, Teague, and Nate perform this at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/yws

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Mon May 10, 2010 5:42 pm

Kelcia says... · Mon May 10, 2010 5:42 pm

I'm actually listening to it now. It's good.

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Mon May 10, 2010 5:47 pm

Snoink says... · Mon May 10, 2010 5:47 pm

Wheee! Awesome! And watch out... I think at a certain part, all of us are either crying or trying not to cry. XD

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Mon May 10, 2010 6:03 pm

Kelcia says... · Mon May 10, 2010 6:03 pm

Hmm, I'll look out for that. But why were you crying?

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Mon May 10, 2010 6:05 pm

Snoink says... · Mon May 10, 2010 6:05 pm

Because! It's the reveal of the completely evil plan!

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SirenCymbaline says... · Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:02 am

Please make a story like that and include me? I can be evil........or insane..........or a bunny rabbit! (I'm kidding about the rabbit one) YOU ARE SO AWESOME. Seriously. Maybe we could write one of these together? We can take turns pranking each other! What do you think?

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