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The Photosynthesis Song (Telephone parody)

thehobbitgangster · 2010-11-16T01:25:17Z

Another school project, another parody. This one is for bio class, if you spot any inaccuracies that are bio-related please let me know! It is to Telephone by Lady Gaga. verse 1 First of all life’s processes require energy solar as in light and chemical ATP photosynthesis creates the power for plants the sun acts as the starter, makes the chlorophyll dance c-chlorophyll dance, c-chlorophyll dance the sun acts as the starter makes the chlorophyll dance verse 2 Electrons move the energy through photosytems and chemiosmosis works ATP formation You may think that is all there is But you would be so wrong Cause also there are light independent reactions. chorus: bond break and bonds form similar to respiration it involves water and carbon fixation repeat eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh it’s photosynthesis eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh yeah energy eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh it’s photosynthesis eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh Bridge sort of thing: the calvin cycle fixes C-O-2 from the atmosphere into molecules It depends on products of the light reaction to make an organic molecule glucose and starch along with proteins are examples of these organic molecules the process is named after after Melvin Calvin just to let you know he’s kind of cool Beyonce: So, this entire process happens in the chloroplast, eh it’s like a chromoplast but reflects green light in contrast, yeah If plants did not have chloroplasts, it would be a disaster with nothing to capture energy, photosynthesis cannot be. Lady Gaga: The PGAL that are produced from the Calvin cycle are the material for metabolic pathways to start Beyonce: This process acts like plants have their own solar panels And that’s what makes them primary producers for us producers for us p-p-producers for us And that’s what makes them primary producers for us repeat form chorus to beginning of beyonce’s part!!!

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Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:44 am

emoinpink says... · Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:44 am

I don't usually like these kinda things, but this was kinda funny! (That may have had something to do with the fact that you had a Hobbit for an avatar. Don't ask why, just enjoy it.)

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The Photosynthesis Song (Telephone parody)

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