There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Orange jelly babies are obviously the best. Red jelly babies are just white jelly babies that got really embarrased because the orange beat them so badly at the jelly baby olympics.
Don't be ridiculous. The red is the blood and fiery passion barely contained within the delectable confines of a small jelly body. Those oranges have been tinted a sickly yellow, probably jaundice.