If I wasn't me

I was sitting at home
Searching on Google
I was typing and Should be a comma here.
The 'A' shouldn't be a capital letter.All that I could think of was

Who would I be
If I wasn't me
I'de be a reporter?
I'd be a teacher?
I'de be a vet?There's a lot of repetition of I'd that could be replaced with diffrent things.
who keeps killing monkeys!!!

I was sitting at home
Taking a nap
I was dreaming and
All that I could dream of was

Who would I be
If I wasn't me
I'd be an acountant? accountant
I'd be an astrounemer? astronomer
I'd be a doctor?
Who keeps killing people Why would you want to be a doctor that keeps killing people?

U were a fool If u agreed with me This line sounds wrong. Shouldn't it be 'You are a fool if you agree with me.
Cause never ever say
If I wasn't me! This entire stanzas is confusing. Perhaps you should rephrase.