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BUTTERPANTS: Welcome all to my YWS "welcome mat" page.

YWS: CHEERS GIRLISHLY It's Butterpants! THROWS UNDIES ON STAGE

BUTTERPANTS: Thank you, really. But I'm here to tell you a bit about myself. I'm Butterpants, as you already know. EXCITED CHEER And well I've come to join your awesome-tastic online community.

YWS: Whoo awesome-tastic!

BUTTERPANTS: Yeah, shut up! Anyway, this is my introduction so I might as well take it in stride. Everyone calls me Bee, so I guess you can call me that if you'd like. How I got that is a very long story, in fact it happened just recently. I was minding my own business and kind of...well...came across a bee hive you could say. And well, I didn't think it was a bee hive and I was so bored that well-

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I love to read and write, especially about pirates or something in medieval time. My favourite movie right now is Shrek 4. That kid, Butterpants; who I had named myself after, is absolutely hilarious! You know it's me when I say his catchphrase: Do the Roar!

YWS: STARTS GETTING BORED Get off the stage!

BUTTERPANTS: Nearly done! Anyway, I absolutely love reading and writing, kind of the reason I joined. I hope to bring to this sight my very corny jokes, my fathom with acting and my horrible pick up lines. (Don't worry I never use them. I get my friends to say them! :lol:) Here's a joke for the road.

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One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

The other two guys say, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.

Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked the other two.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.

"Whats that for?" asked the other two.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."


YWS: WOLF WHISTLE Corny!

BUTTERPANTS: Anyway, so long and good night! I LOVE YOU YWS!

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Haha, hey there!
Awesome intro. :)

Well, welcome to YWS. *Cheers* :smt041
As you know, this is a writers' site, so I'm looking forward to what you'll bring to our table.
And with you here, our site will definitely become much more awesome-tastic than it already is. (Thanks for the compliment, on behalf of YWS, by the way. Heh.)

I thought that kid, Butterpants, was pretty erm.. Charming. In a special sense. :wink:
I didn't know his name till you mentioned it, though. It's interesting.

Well, we're really glad to have you here. I hope you enjoy this site as much as I do!
It's a really great site filled with wonderful people. Do reviews, get reviews, check out the forums.. Those are some ways you can get to know them.

I'll see you around, Butterpants! (I thought of a really cool nickname (actually, a few) but I should keep 'em to myself before I get smacked. Hehe.)

Welcome to YWS!

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Do I sense a scriptwriter in the making? :wink:

Welcome to YWS, Butterpants! We're so glad that you found your way to this great site! I'm WD, and it's a pleasure to meet you. This place is truly awesome-tastic, and I think you will enjoy it immensely! What do you like to write? Do you have any works in progress? Who is your favorite author?

Once again, welcome! Can't wait to see you around the forums! If you ever have any questions or just want to chat, feel free to PM me!
~ WD
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Hiya Bee!

That's an awesome introduction. You should really think of becoming a scriptwriter. :D

Anyhoopity, welcome to YWS! I'm sure you'll have a great time here.
YWS: CHEERS GIRLISHLY It's Butterpants! THROWS UNDIES ON STAGE
Naw, were too awesome for that.

Have fun, and see you around!

~Lava
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Woo! A fellow jokester and horrible pick up linerer! High five!

(Esther high fives Butterpants!)

BUTTERPANTS: Ow!

ESTHER: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to slap your spleen.

I am a fellow messer-arounder too, so feel free to Private Message me (PM) whenever, if you have questions or just want to talk.

I seriously hope that you write scripts. YWS doesn't have enough script writers around here. Let me know when you post something okay?
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Hello Butterpants!

Awesome intro :) Loving it! There is even a script forum that you can post your scripts in and get reviews :)

You like acting to!?! *high fives*
I love acting!

Anyway! Welcome to YWS! I hope you enjoy yourself!

If you ever need anything (a review or some help) then feel free to PM me and I'll see what I can do!

Hmm, I think that everything has been covered by the people before me. Ooh! Except that the live chat would be a great place for you to try out your corny jokes! :D :lol:

Yeah, so I guess I will see you around! I look forward to reading your work, especially any scripts you decide to write!
Speak to you soon,
~Lydia
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Helloooooo :D

Can I just say, your username is awesome. Speaking of awesome things, so is your introduction and your avatar. So basically, you're awesome, even though I've only known you for ten seconds. XD

Welcome to The Young Writer's Society!

I am confident in saying that you are bound to make some great new friends here. I certainly have since joining the site. My writing has freakishly improved too, that's definitely a plus! If you ever have any questions about the site, just send me a private message and I'd be more than happy to help you out. The same goes for anything really... if you're a bit lost, want to know what something is, want to know where something is, whatever. I'm here to serve you. 8) If you have more of a serious problem though, you should contact one of the moderators. They're the cool people with green names. Either that or contact Nate, the site's owner.

Now the boring stuff is out of the way... let's R-A-V-E! Not really... it would be a bit sad if we started dancing in front of our computer screens. My mum would look at me funny. But yeah, you get the idea. Live life and be happy. Woop! Haha... I sound like a hippy. I'm not a hippy, by the way. I need to shut up now.

See you around!

xoxo Skins
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