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BUTTERPANTS: Welcome all to my YWS "welcome mat" page.
YWS: CHEERS GIRLISHLY It's Butterpants! THROWS UNDIES ON STAGE
BUTTERPANTS: Thank you, really. But I'm here to tell you a bit about myself. I'm Butterpants, as you already know. EXCITED CHEER And well I've come to join your awesome-tastic online community.
YWS: Whoo awesome-tastic!
BUTTERPANTS: Yeah, shut up! Anyway, this is my introduction so I might as well take it in stride. Everyone calls me Bee, so I guess you can call me that if you'd like. How I got that is a very long story, in fact it happened just recently. I was minding my own business and kind of...well...came across a bee hive you could say. And well, I didn't think it was a bee hive and I was so bored that well-

I love to read and write, especially about pirates or something in medieval time. My favourite movie right now is Shrek 4. That kid, Butterpants; who I had named myself after, is absolutely hilarious! You know it's me when I say his catchphrase: Do the Roar!
YWS: STARTS GETTING BORED Get off the stage!
BUTTERPANTS: Nearly done! Anyway, I absolutely love reading and writing, kind of the reason I joined. I hope to bring to this sight my very corny jokes, my fathom with acting and my horrible pick up lines. (Don't worry I never use them. I get my friends to say them!
Spoiler
One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."
YWS: WOLF WHISTLE Corny!
BUTTERPANTS: Anyway, so long and good night! I LOVE YOU YWS!
CURTAINS

