StarWars - Love Story Parody :P

Well, this is my first song. Like, ever, even a parody. It's from Darth to Luke, and of Taylor Swift's 'Love Story'. I had fun writing it, even if it is no good. So, you guys enjoy!



You weren’t young, when I first saw you
I close my eyes, and the flashback starts
I’m standing there… your face shows horror that is hard to bare.
See the fights, see the lightsabers flashing
See you pull your own from your belt and say hello…
Son, an armoured head is hard to mow…


You were sonny Luke, I know I was slow to gather
And now daddy says, stay away from Leia’s belt
Luke, I know it’s hard for you to face
At least you’re not a clo-one…


Now I say
Sonny Luke, take me
Somewhere the Sith’s not trying to own…
We can watch The Matrix
Eating chips and Toblerone
You’ll be the squire
And I’ll be your master,
It’s my life story
Lukey, run faster…


I’ll attack your homeland
Until I see you
Do keep quiet,
Han Solo’s dead if you puke
Now close your eyes…
Daddy’ll kill this town in a little while-ile…


Oh-oh


Cos’ You were sonny Luke, I know I was slow to gather
And now daddy says, stay away from Leia’s belt
Your mum was everything to me
Yet I killed her without a mo-oan…


* ahem *


Now I say
Sonny Luke, take me
Somewhere the Sith’s not trying to own…
We can watch The Matrix
Eating chips and Toblerone
You’ll be the squire
And I’ll be your master,
It’s my life story
Lukey, run faster


Lukey, I’ll save you
If potatoes you know you can peel
I know it is difficult
But the Sith appe-eals
Don’t be afraid
This jelly’ll gain thickness
It’s my life story,
This salad tastes like shit-ness…


Oh-oh-oh


I got tired waiting…
Wonderin’ if you were ever comin’ around
The Sith’s pa-ti-ence is – faaading
When I caught you on the outskirts of sound
And I said
Sonny Luke,
Don’t hate me
I even called you on my phone
I keep baiting
Bara but they never come
I sit in my bed
Eatin’ left-over peels…
I kneel to the ground as this I start to sing and say,
Join me, Sonny Luke,
You never have to be a clone
The force in us is strong
And Yoda had it comin’ home
Chubucca was a fad
Friendship is a sickness
Lukey I’ll get you an
Xbox
Sonny just sa-ay yes!


Ooh-oh-oh…


Cos I threatened to fong
When I first sawww you…


Notes: ‘Bara’ is slang for barramundi, a kind of fish. ‘Fong’, as anyone would know if they’ve watched ‘Knight’s Tale’ with Heath Ledger, is to hurt in some way. * shrug *

Tanks all!

~Durrie

Parodies = awesome! Especially Star Wars parodies. They're just fun.

A couple of things! You misspelled "Matrix" several times throughout this piece... it shouldn't be "Martix!"

Also, this might just be me, but it bugged me that it was "squire"... it should really be "apprentice" instead. (One more reason why Donald Trump is a Sith Lord!)

Fun stuff!

Haha, tanks Snoinkers xD

hahahaha!! This is amazing!! I laughed my head off through the whole thing! That was pure awesomeness!!
Just one quick question though...
Isn't it actually "Love Story" by Taylor Swift, not "Love Song?"
Or did I just totally miss a new song by her?? Or an old one??
*Submits and presses LIKE*!!

Ooh, it is too. I swear, someone's going to have to make a pill for this odd brainfade-come-dyslexic-come-stupid thing I have going on Thanks Isha!

No prob!! Amazing parody!

Overall good job! I really enjoyed the chorus, really because of the awesome rhyme that was "not trying to own" and "toblerone". Speaking of rhymes some didn't go amazingly well and were somewhat forced, but you do what you got to do. Also the rhythm was a little off on some lines, but again you gotta do what you gotta do I guess. Finally, some of the lyrics I didn't really get such as the potato peeling and stuff. I felt like you could've done more with the story. Parodies are difficult to do though, and quite honestly this one did rock! By the way, I love Darth Vader with a sense of humor!

Hehehe... this made me laugh Usually parodies of songs are just "eh, okay, whatever." in my book, but this is awesome! This had all the right elements: Witty lines, hilariousness (I do believe that is not a word), and it actually had some feeling in it too. I loved how you said "Lukey run faster." That also made me laugh Overall, great job! Especially for your first song ever! It's amazing! Keep writing!

~time8keeper

hahahha! That was epic. You just made my day. I tried singing it once and it was really funny but just one thing, sometimes the lyrics doesn't rhyme with the actual song or the music... Anyway, you picked a good choice of a song since it's really famous. Loved the chorus part.

keep it up!

-peace out