Wacky Sentences!

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Here are the rules...
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now put it all together!
:elephant:
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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I kicked a monster on your car, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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I smelled a birdbath under your bed, because I'm NOT crazy.
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That is wacky.
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I sang to your mom riding a motorcycle because Big Bird told me to and hes my leader! (He actually is!)
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I yelled at my mobile phone, while riding a motorcycle, because that's how I roll.
Star light; star bright,
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I smelled your mom under your bed because that's how I roll.
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I had lunch with a smurf at the dinner table because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
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I licked an iPod under your bed because that's how I roll. :D
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I loved a birdbath riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.
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I had lunch with an iPod riding a motorcycle because I'm AWESOME! Like, LOL. :lol:
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ballerina13 wrote: I loved a birdbath riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.


That is hilarious. :lol:
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I licked a stuffed animal riding a motorcycle because I'm a NINJA!




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I had lunch with a squirrel riding a motercycle because I'm NOT crazy :smt001




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I jumped on a ninja at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.
LittlePetRock wrote:22-------Chuck Norris
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