I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say "love" I think "hearts." =P
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You say "hearts", I think "Valentines Day".
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say "Valentine's Day" I think "My sisters birthday"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say birthday...
I say gifts.
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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You say "today", I say "tomorrow". :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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You say Never I think "Ha! Fat chance!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say "Ha! Fat chance!" I think "Sticking my tongue out."
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
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You say "that is rude, keep your toungue between closed lips", I think "I have got to stop visiting this forum".
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo



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