Well.
I'm that guy Melkor.
You know the one no-one really likes, who enjoys lurking and generally shifting from existance to utter turmoil and metaphysical surfing?
Uh..well I'm NOT that one, I'm the other one that he got the idea from.
Anyway.
I'm a newly turned eighteen moron from the lovely land of Ireland.
Or, you know, Northern ireland if we're getting into specifics(Google earth is evil, do not use it please)..
In short:
Fascinations:3-d glasses,potatos,rubik's cubes,escapism,psychopaths Irish literature, Literature in general, smooth cirminals,green hoddies, writing, people as objects
Negative points:Height (over the top), physique(puny), personality(odd), existance (aimless) grammar (is very not good)
Positive points:Eyes(okay, sortof)
reason to live: To kill
Reasons to kill: Endless
In all honesty, my writing has no sort of structure.
The only things similar in any of my attempts, would be a snazzy villian with a good sense of humuor, and generally being undecent.
I'm not really very interesting actually.
But.
erm..
Hello!
-waves nastily-
I knew I had something good to read when I looked at the title. And from great Ireland? 
