I am a human-timelord hybrid with the brain capacity of Albus Dumbledore who sometimes disguises herself as influencial world leaders; I particularly enjoyed inhabiting the body of George W Bush and making him look stupid when actually he is quite a genius.
I threw an apple at Newton's head and therefore I am responsible for the discovery of gravity. I also explained the theory of relativity to Einstein, but lost the court battle.
What many YWSers don't know is that I am really Bartemius, and I alone know why I quote the Simpsons so much.
I have built a bomb but am saving it for sometime special; maybe the for the next time I am flying over Forks, Washington.
