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The Greatest Movie You'll ever read (Habberjasper cousin)

Elizabeth · 2005-07-03T10:38:48Z

Please, post here about the movie, post how insane I am in the other one. Thank you. The most exciting movie you'll ever read!!! NEAT!!!: Begins with dramatic Star Wars rip off. Chewbacca opens star ship door and falls out into deep space *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! gRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Oh I give up...* BLAMMO!!! *I sit up in a dark corner of my bedroom* STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *falls back asleep* That morning at breakfast: "All the twinkle fairies, I MEAN ALL OF THEM, have been plotting my bath...-" I scream! "-AHH those... evil... son of..." (BOOM in background) I turn to see............................................................................................... (sick of these dots eh) ............................................................................... (Well you can't do anything about them.. neener neener neeeeeeeeener!).......................................................................................( I forgot why I put dots here.... OH YEAH) -----A DUCK!! (with a bazooka like all the other duckies)------- "SPOON FIGHT!!!" "I discintly heard my rice crispies said, snap, crackle, screw you. Time to punish them." (Forces duck to eat my cereal.) "AH HA. SO SHALL YE BE KNOWNETH AS-ETH .... (say really fast) RUBBIE DUBBY DUBBY!!!" *growls* Chewbacca falls through my ceiling. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!!" mom pulls out a thompson. "there you duck, wave goodbye to your precious fuzzball!" Duck: "......... A BOOOUI-YAH!!!" Suddenly Shadow Knight (the one from YWS who thinks i'm annoying) walks in. We all stare at him. Mom polishes her thmpson. He craps on the carpet and mom shoots him. Chewbacca cries rainbows. Kaitlyn, Greg, Colton, and Alex suddenly appear. Alex: There's a bomb in your table leg!!! (Does stunty jump towards the table while in slow motion saying): How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! Colton: I'LL GET THE MILK!!!: Greg and Kaitlyn tlak about ponies and poison. Colton spills the milk. Mom shoots the table and it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Alex is then turned into a fish and falls into the milk that Colton got. (NOW FOR ROMANCE) The dog humped the couch *Audience goes AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW* (BACK TO THE ACTION) BOOM BOOOOM (that cool song that goes like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun AH AH AH dun dun dun dun dun dun dun AH AH AH dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNA DUNNA NAH!!! comes on Snoink knows what I mean....) O-ren-ishi: Silly Rabbit... Me as that deranged samurai lady: Tricks are for... Oren Ishii: MAGICIANS!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RABBBBBBBBBBBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oren Ishii croaks. no seriously.) Oren Ishii: CROAK *dies* We laid here next to the Christmas tree and then Santa said to me.............. "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA PIE!!!... Pie... what the... hold up" *gets script* "Liz you're a stupid arse hole you know that? PIE???" I am god: PIE IS GOOD SANTA SO STOP IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR THAT FAT SUIT TO THE PARK and all the kids'll tease you! Santa then runs out distorted and in tears. I sit on the grave. Greg and Kaitlyn are there too. We are all crying like babies. Greg: Liz... Liz; yes Greg? Greg: Kaitlyn? Kaitlyn: zzzzz Uh What greg? Greg: I can't stop crying... WHY ARE WE CUTTING ONIONS ON THIS GRAVE??? Liz: because it's the minnisotan way damnit! (has a face full of pride and glory... SHINY FACE) THE END!!! PS i can make it longer... but trolls are after me now... goodnight.