Buttocks and muffins

Joana Banana Fo Fana was shopping for muffins at the grocery store the other day.
I waved hi and she waved back, but I noticed something strange, her butt cheeks
were rumbling, I'm very positive she wasn't going to fart.
They starting moving in weird ways. She didn't seem like she noticed,
or cared much. Me, still staring, her buttocks engulfed of box of muffins!
M-U-F-F-I-N-S! and Joana did not notice. I had my eye balls poppin out
of my head. She just stood there holding Banana's debating which ones
where better to buy, while her *cheeks* are going to town sucking in
more and more muffins, Blueberry, Chocolate, Banana nut, Raisin, cinnamon
(I'm making you hungry aren't I?) and also Grape, one by one! and I'm the
only one noticing it all! Her butt cheeks stop. She comes over to me and
says, "Could you help me find where the muffins are at?"

insane_pillow_eater wrote:Joana Banana Fo Fana was shopping for muffins at the grocery store the other day.
I waved hi and she waved back, but I noticed something strange, her butt cheeks
were rumbling, I'm very positive she wasn't going to fart.
They starting moving in weird ways. It didn't seem like she noticed,
or cared much. Me, still staring, her buttocks engulfed of box of muffins!
M-U-F-F-I-N-S! and Joana did not notice. My eye balls were popping out
of my head. She just stood there holding bananas debating which ones
were better to buy, while her cheeks were going to town sucking in
more and more muffins, blueberry, chocolate, banana nut, raisin, cinnamon
(I'm making you hungry aren't I?) and also grape, one by one! and I'm the
only one noticing it all! Her butt cheeks stop. She comes over to me and
says, "Could you help me find where the muffins are at?"

Okay, I'm honestly not quite sure what this is. It seems more like a song...? I really don't know what to say other than this is rather interesting. I hope I helped!

---Dahlia

Dahlia wrote:

insane_pillow_eater wrote:Joana Banana Fo Fana was shopping for muffins at the grocery store the other day.
I waved hi and she waved back, but I noticed something strange, her butt cheeks
were rumbling, I'm very positive she wasn't going to fart.
They starting moving in weird ways. It didn't seem like she noticed,
or cared much. Me, still staring, her buttocks engulfed of box of muffins!
M-U-F-F-I-N-S! and Joana did not notice. My eye balls were popping out
of my head. She just stood there holding bananas debating which ones
were better to buy, while her cheeks were going to town sucking in
more and more muffins, blueberry, chocolate, banana nut, raisin, cinnamon
(I'm making you hungry aren't I?) and also grape, one by one! and I'm the
only one noticing it all! Her butt cheeks stop. She comes over to me and
says, "Could you help me find where the muffins are at?"

Okay, I'm honestly not quite sure what this is. It seems more like a song...? I really don't know what to say other than this is rather interesting. I hope I helped!

---Dahlia

Haha thanx 4 the comment.

Ha ha ha. nice going with the name. Johanna Banana Fo Fanna. Nice...


Im geussing that this is suppose to be sort of a poem, type short story kinda thing? ...yeah...? no...?


or is it a folktale explaining why muffins just always go to my dang thighs?

Either way, it did make me laugh, and yes, you did make me hungry.


KEEP WRITING



-Crazysocklover117