Chicken Wars

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" These are very dark time's young Cluck skywalker." said obi one Hen one
" what do you mean Obi one Hen one?" asked Cluck S
" for over a thousand million years us free range chickens have lived in harmony with the barn"said obi one hen one
" What's the barn?" asked Cluck
" The barn is a mystic force, a sort of felling thing it gives us are powers. That creates all organic things." Repleyd Obi one Hen one.
"ohh" Sighed Cluck
" But alas the farm has been taken over by the...
Genticaly made Dark side of the barn. Seduced ny lower priced prices, pepole have been buying of the Dark side of the barn. But there is a new hope, there has been a freerange Rebellion, You must learn the ways of the Barn, that is if you want to save princess Layer."
Hologram of princess Layer comes up
" Your my only hope Obi-one " said princess Layer.
"i will do it." Cluck Skywalker.
"Of course you will need to make some friends to help you." Obi one Hen one.
Cluck skywalker gulp's.

Cool music in background Cluck goes to sit down neer to pepole"
"My name is Han chicken I here you are looking for a pilot to help you find your way round the farm, ill help you pluss i have the best co pilot in the world Chuckebbaca!"
"Raggrh" said Chuckebbaca.

(Three hours later...)

"Hey look out for those tie fighters! Hey there heading for that small moon!"
said Cluck
"That's no moon, that's a egg." obi-one.
Everyone "The Death egg!"
"Raggrh!"

( have 2 go edit and finish soon later)


i am writing this very strange passage for points

ansd in those day's burger's took bits out of you!

gag gag gag gag gag gag!
Last edited by ConorR on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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gd, but loo through for punctuation and spelling eg flite - flight
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I like the bit about Princess Layer :lol: but you really must add punctuation, capitals, put this out more clearer and spellcheck it. Otherwise people critiquing this are gonna come down on you like a ton of bricks. :wink:

I'm sure you can see where you need punctuation and capitals, so I won't crit. I'll just add that you need to double space between your lines of dialogue.

-ST
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havent had time to edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why do you lie about your age Kain1234
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Not Non-Fiction by any stretch.


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Thank u 4 moving safe!
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I...don't know what to say--it was weird, it was hard to follow, it was not the good weird.
It was really strange and the lack of punctuation made it harder to follow--I'm sorry, but I really didn't like it that much.
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ok then...
Maybe its time for a ocarina me thinks



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