Evolution debate

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

Discuss.

Discuss what? The theory of evolution, or the overpowering awesomeness that is Chuck Norris? In my opinion, he's allowed too many animals to live. Specifically, horses, muskrats, and trout. All of those have been around for so long. It's time for some new species, and there won't be any new species until somebody makes some room. So Chuck Norris needs to stop allowing some animals to live so that some other forms of life can come into being.

Haha... JFW is probably going to kill you when she sees that remark. XD

Are you sure you're not letting your belief in the Church of Chuck Norris get in the way of your examination of the topic?

I don't call it belief, Sureal. I call it firm knowledge.

Bah. Belief in Chuck Norris is illogical. Such a being of pure hardcoreness could not possibly exist.

Sureal wrote:Bah. Belief in Chuck Norris is illogical. Such a being of pure hardcoreness could not possibly exist.

Cite your sources.

Snoink wrote:"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

Discuss.

There was no flood, it was the one time Chuck Norris cried. He warned those he wanted to live. Why he let humans on is still up for debate.

There was no flood, it was the one time Chuck Norris cried. He warned those he wanted to live. Why he let humans on is still up for debate.

Simple. He needed people to worship him and talk about how the tears he cried during the flood could have cured AIDS and super-cancer.

I thought the great flood happened when he had a runny nose.

Nah, Snoink. That was a plague.

Agreed. A plague unlike any other.

*Kills Con*

~JFW1415