meus diem natalis- happy birthday to me!

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Whoo...the new crayon took a while but...YAY!

Okay, cake cutting/eating time...but mostly the cutting part!

*cuts...cake*

YAY!
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Thank you, thank you...as EBM cuts the cake, I will say a few words...

Ointment

Measles

Burgers

and CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No, but seriously, thanks y'all. You're so sweet [sniff]

[points to the info under her username] See, look! It says 18 there now! [is proud]
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OINTMENT!

*Pours ointment on cake*

YAY!

Am I done cutting the cake yet?

Anyway, everyone gets 1 piece of the cake. But I get the bigger piece! Meaning that I get almost all of it and everyone else can fight over the last crumb. Its only fair, right?
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Hey... you poured nasty ointment on the cake!! Well fine then, you can eat that one. Everyone else gets TCBY cake!! Yummy...
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YAY!

*eats oiment cake*

Are you sure you don't want any? Its goo-o-o-od!
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.



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